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there’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nick.
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This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?
j’ai oublier connasse XD
I like how there is one simple word for ‘one who likes to be fucked in the ass’
Simple? Why, it is full of morphology:
cul m - ass
> en- (in) + cul (ass) + -er (verbal ending) > enculer - to fuck up the ass
» enculé m - (so who is) fucked in the ass
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screencap outlining Don and Betty Draper’s entire relationship






